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[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

imagine the tension springs of said whammy bar

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

like a garage door spring

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do one divebomb too many and end up a eunuch

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

forbidden bottom surgery

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably at least two whatever-rods in the neck, I'd guess. Oh, Truss rods.