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A coworker recently showed a picture of Minecraft in a meeting and confidently said it was Roblox. I wanted correct him but I didn't want to be that guy.
Depends if you're vying for their job.
"Come on Johnson, how are we supposed to trust your numbers if you don't even know what you're presenting"
Proceeds to take over the presentation.
I read that in Cave Johnson’s voice, and him berating someone else with the last name Johnson is even more fitting
I can even imagine talking to himself like that in the middle of a presentation, proceeding to take over it from himself.
Thats cause “Come on Johnson” echoes “Cave Johnson here” usually at the beginning of those messages.
Pulls out a sharpie and cover over the other dude's first name
On a projector curtain
Do you think you could have been the other guy, showing a picture of a different popular game and confidently saying it was something else?
(feel free to ignore this, i'm posting to check something with lemons)
Sure, I've misspoken plenty of times.