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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but they'd have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I hear he's partial to an old Earth ditty called "Louie Louie"

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 1 year ago

How is that a problem?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't speak to the councilor

you fight him

It sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!"

I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"To boldy go where no Holo-O'brien has gone before."