I'd say the next step is to show up there personally. Wait until nightfall then sneak out and leave a flaming bag of dog doody on someone's porch and ring the doorbell. Some might say this is impossible since no one really lives there, but I feel certain you can do it.

Be prepared after that. McDonald Island is an Australian territory, so the Aussies may try to retaliate by TPing your house or something, those scamps

[–] genoxidedev1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might need help for that. I shall call on the Irish. They owe me. But I'll need to build a house on the islands first, thank you for your intel! You're promoted!

Anyways if, and that's a big IF, the Australians provide resistance against my forces and I, I already have another war plan in development. I don't want to tell too much but it's honestly pretty smart, I'll use "ping -c [REDACTED] google.com.au" in my terminal, which is sure to get them begging for mercy.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

I have drones for the cause, I can direct the air wing.