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Anon is a FILTHY reposter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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Reposting my all time favorite greentext.

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh shit, I have literally done this!

Waitress bussing plates during a busy service Me chefing during said busy service Both collide in the dish area and her hand is mildly bruised. My dyslexic ass trying to say "are you OK?" and "I'm sorry" at the same time. "Are you sorry!?"

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would've died of embarrassment

[–] PropaGandalf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Anon's dead already

[–] throw4w4y5@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you forgot pocket spaghetti

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

already said he was the chef