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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. You get to spend vacation days exploring your own house instead of the world.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No good seeing too much of the world. Lot of dangerous ideas out there. Best to keep your head down.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Due to a serious illness, I've used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, "we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want." Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"we want you to get ~~better~~ fucked, so you can ~~take as many unpaid sick days as you want~~ get fucked."

You have our permission to wither broke and helpless. Don't worry about repaying us. We'll send you to collections