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You are diagnosed with cancer but have no money for treatment. You've no option but to steal the money somehow. What's your plan? (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Assume you're life-lusted and are willing to abandon every moral you have just to live. Paying for cancer treatment is also worth prison time to you.

Also assume you've exhausted all ethical fundraising options, i.e. GoFundMe, loans, etc. and that insurance won't cover treatment for whatever reason.

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago

🤔 There has to be a way for someone like that to steal the money without actually harming someone though.

If it was me, I'd go find an ATM tucked away from view of a main street and bust that bitch open in the middle of the night. Pick the lock, apply acid or dynamite, something. Book it before the cops show up or set off smoke bombs as a distraction.