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i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

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[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They’re offering $1 per day? That’s $1 for every 24 hours you go back, which is around $0.04 per hour, which can be broken down even further to around $0.0007 per minute.

I’d give them 1 penny to go back 15 minutes in time, find a penny on the ground, then find them again to go back the same 15 minutes in time over and over until I can figure out how to kidnap them in 15 minutes.

After I successfully kidnap them, I will go on a bank heist and keep the time person near me so I can keep trying to rob a bank until I do so successfully. Then because they’re an accessory to the crime, I can blackmail them to let me rewind time for free at any time I wish so I can become a crime lord, otherwise I’ll give them to the police and let them know he can time-travel.

EDIT: Just saw OP’s one-time offer clause, so I am assuming this means the time person retains their memory.

I won’t immediately take them up on their offer - instead, I would take them out on a date or five first. Get to know them a bit better; where they lived growing up, how they grew up, how old they are - that kind of stuff.

Then I would figure out how much money I can use to go back in time to my youngest point of life that also meets their youngest point in my same lifetime, and I’ll track them down from all the details they gave me while they were pegging me. I’ll become best friends with them, and convince them that we could be using their powers to become the dopest crime lords in history.

[–] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the worst way to use time travel to get rich i have entry l ever heard

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

It’s not about the money here man - it’s about the power. The main squeeze here is becoming a crime lord, not getting rich.

[–] saba@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do they still get to peg you after becoming best friends?

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes - but there’s a non-zero chance one or both of us would be underage, so we’ll be chaste until 18. Then we enter the bone zone.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep giving them 1 penny and then tracking them down. Do this for most of your life until you are pretty young, and kidnap them. Then you can just relive your life over and over as many times as you want. I mean, sure, it's not the ethical way to use their power...

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Oooo, that’s even better - all you have to do is find them within 14 minutes at most.