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Image: the american dream is to escape exploitation by becoming the exploiter

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[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But I'm different. I'll be the benevolent exploiter and all my employees will be happy and we'll have parties in the break room all the time.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's better than pizza parties to make your employees feel not exploited?

[–] aeternum@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

oh, i know this one! It's two pizza parties!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No, next it will be a mandatory happy hour.

[–] Kichae@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat them in reverse!

[–] AcidTwang@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

"Hope you're all enjoying your pizza there, guys, it just shows how much fun this company is to work for. But time's a wastin'. Rest assured there will be more company-sanctioned fun soon"