I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're not that far apart.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

He himself does not need money, he's just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God is in real estate.. Satan is a capitalist.. Jesus just saves..

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 0 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.