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[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that things like this never occur to me as possibilities goes to show just how naive I am about how the world works

[–] CodingAndCoffee@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You sound like a good person who returns their shopping cart

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world! The shopping cart/parking lot affects us all. Walmart losing money on every avocado doesn't bother me at all.

In fact walmart probably doesn't care at all either, they'll take electricity over humans any day

[–] jayemar@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A friend of mine told me that when he worked at a grocery store as a teenager that he always liked being tasked with rounding up the grocery carts in the parking lot because he got to go outside and be by himself for a bit. I think about that a lot, but I also return my cart.

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I agree with your friend, I’ve been in the same job. But I also return my cart.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Former grocery store teen here. It was nice to get away from customers a little, but then again then you're stuck in a parking lot with those same customers and now you have to try and avoid getting run over.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

I always thought it was nice except for when the weather was terrible like when it was really hot or cold and you were out there with numb hands shoving 30 carts across a snow covered parking lot.

It was only occasionally good

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Great, since those carts are returned by good people now, it means they can have a 5 minute break outside in the sun instead.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Damn, now I'm going to think of those kids when I return the cart! Maybe I could like, pile them up real bad in the little hut so they can still get fresh air.

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I want to see corporate profits shrink!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me returning the cart makes a person's job easier.

Stealing doesn't affect the workers.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Funfact: Walmart pays the vendors (usually local person who rents their own truck and buys their own stock) on scan data. If it doesn't scan, Walmart is also not affected.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I return my shopping cart but I couldn't give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

"Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?"

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong

You're right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that's too much math.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

For some reason not returning the shopping cart makes me angrier than the meme about abusing self checkout.

[–] 31337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I am not a lazy bones.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have had the thought when buying 2 donuts from the bakery section I could ring it up as 1, but then I realize that it might lead to trouble just to save maybe a dollar at most.