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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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Climate change is like having BDSM sex but both partner forgot the safe word so it just keep getting worse. (lemm.ee)
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Had this funny thought of mind had to share 🤣

Edit: Here is my thought process the partner would be the scientists who keeps releasing statistics/ safe word that we're heading to doom. The other partner would be the us who consume this statistics and suppose to interpretate this appropriately to slow down/stop. But instead to continue ahead with what we're doing anyway. Both parties know that there is something bad but none of the parties can't stop it. Hopefully that made sense.

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[–] Melkath@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"You like that you BARNACLE encrusted slut!"

"I, uh... yes daddy. Can I have a PINEAPPLE up my ass?!"

"I could give you the PINEAPPLE, but your... BARNACLES might crack..."

"Um... what do my BARNACLES have to do with it? I just want a PINEAPPLE."

"I mean, I can go out to the store right now and get a PINEAPPLE, but a BARNACLE might be tastier..."

"My BARNACLES can take it! I just really need a PINEAPPLE right now"

The confused couple prepares the latex and the leash/collar to go down to the Asian market to pick up some BARNACLEs and PINEAPPLEs, still wondering why the other isn't stopping.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Man, the later seasons of SpongeBob got weird