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[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

System.out.println("Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!");

[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

std::cout << "Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!" << std::endl;

[–] original_ish_name@latte.isnot.coffee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[–] ElectronSoup@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");

[–] Eavolution@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes