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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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Trained other skills.
Don't mention it was gaming skills, lol
Im tired, boss
Volunteered abroad. Good luck with them checking.
In foreign nations, all virtual ones
Honestly, I don't have a technical background at all, my background is social work and physical security. I have always gotten approval by telling people I got a lucky hit in the stock market and used that money to float while I looked for other opportunities. It is true, but about three jobs ago. Still works though!