this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When and where do you wash your hands?

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.

[–] HumbertTetere@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...

[–] FaeDrifter@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.

[–] akinhet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

At that point it becomes a literal death trap

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.

I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!