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[–] axce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] s_s@lemmy.one 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the story behind Reiserfs?

[–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Goddamn, I didn't see that coming

(poor taste joke)

~~I guess she won't be reising from the dead~~

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

"Debra"

Deb is short for both spellings.

[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name

source

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we can’t forget MariaDB

[–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)