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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 223 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"

[–] Supertramper@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

[–] TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Girl, you are my Two's Complement, you're always my plus one on any occaision"

Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Damn son save some for the rest of us.

[–] fkn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;