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[–] demlet@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would feel so owned if other conspirators did this too.

[–] MinusPi@pawb.social 26 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Maybe they could pair it with their hypothetical crimes for added immersion too!

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do we get Trump to literally smear himself in feces just so his followers will do it too? (Although I wager many of them are way ahead of him there already.)

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought that's how he gets that orange color.