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Some random ones I've had over the years:
-I got shot up by Winnie the Pooh, and while waking up in the hospital he showed up in a nurse's outfit and threw me across the room
-I went to a hospital owned by Amazon to get a cancerous brain tumor removed. Regular hospitals were reserved for the rich despite also being cheaper. After they put me under, where I had to fill out a poll in another dream, I woke up in a battle royale arena unable to speak.
-Jewish people could turn into fruit
-I was ProZD who was also a penguin, and scientists tortured me by forcing me to watch fish be improperly seasoned
-I quoted Margarete Thatcher and someone replied "Wise words for someone without a spine"
-My sister's friend died, so we had a "Fun-eral" which was having a scavenger hunt with finding her body parts in a forest
(NSFW) ::: spoiler spoiler -I was walking through the woods and I come across a field with a bunch of people fucking. There's this one guy and girl, and when the guy... you knows, she gets launched into the sky like a bottle rocket. I did not see her fall back down.
-I was in a fancy art museum that was somehow in Sonic Adventure 2, and those infamous gay furry erotic rat paintings from a 1992 art auction video where on display.