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If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach
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this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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I don’t think those warning signs adequately convey the fact that those fuckers will rip your face off if you look at them funny…
They are almost too cute to be taken seriously.
Are they actually dangerous? E.g. do they “just” rip your hair and hit you, or do they bite and claw your face, causing damages?
https://youtube.com/shorts/8040QX_MvNM?feature=share
Those are the cutest warning signs I have ever seen.
Those are Macaques. Macau is... A different China thing.
I assume this is Kaosiung. One time I was visiting a campus there that had these monkeys. It was hell and pure entertainment. These monkeys were on parked cars and people couldn't leave for hours. If they tried to get in their cars the monkeys would attack. And couple came by and the girl had a water bottle so the monkeys attacked her and the boyfriend just bounced and ran off to the hills while his girl was having her hair ripped out.
I saw this all while I was waiting for my bus. When the bus came and people got off, the unfortunate people on the bus didn't know there were monkeys and many were carrying plastic stuff in their hands. The monkeys started attacking all the pasaangers getting off. Unfortunately we had to get on the bus and it was pure mayham trying to get on the bus during a monkey ambush.
"Walk away calmly, the monkey shall leave." True words of wisdom.
That's how you become the Golden Monkey. The greatest of all the monkeys.