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Pick a side Javascript (lemmy.world)
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[–] Kraivo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write "husband".

[–] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

[–] amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

[–] colorado@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.

[–] pastaq@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

That's ageist.