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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never heard of clitoris erections? The clitoris is just a tiny penis

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The penis is just a big clitoris.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, hyenas

[–] victron@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not clicking that shit, thank you.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just a Wikipedia link OwO

[–] LexaMaridia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adding the extra spice with OwO

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I am simply stating the trUwUth