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What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by programmatica@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Supposedly, my grandpa used to do "Schwartz's Mortuary, Iberium Deep speeking."

[–] arkh2183@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

“You plug ‘em, we plant ‘em!”