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It doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guess (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by TechCodecPawx@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] woof7939@iusearchlinux.fyi 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.