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[–] prayer@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.

[–] woof7939@iusearchlinux.fyi 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Oh, finally an ed user!

[–] grue@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick