Not The Onion

12313 readers

460 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

213

Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by InverseParallax@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

18 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] cthonctic@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think an oubliette is a pretty secure facility. He is very much welcome to stay inside one for the entire rest of his life.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AHA! An oubliette. I know this one from The Labyrinth.

Hoggle : This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah : Really. I didn't know that.
Hoggle : Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah : Do you?
Hoggle : Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!