this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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So.... How do you take it out though? Someone else's help? Why wouldn't they break it while trying to take it out too? Or is breaking it the only option, as a lesson for your stupidity? Is this a painful/traumatic enough torture method? So many questions ๐ค
Just gotta swallow it
Muscle relaxers?
And lots of lube.
Play snake and unhinge your jaw.
I'd guess they would put a kind of thick bag over it and then break it so it can't hurt the mouth.
What if you meditate or go to sleep or otherwise relax it enough to take it out? That should work if the only thing keeping it in is the involuntary stress/fear response of muscle tension.
Go to sleep? With a lightbulb in your mouth??
I mean, I've fallen asleep at the dentist's before. That's the same right?
To be clear, it was momentary lapses in consciousness during routine cleanings, not due to anesthesia.
Jaws of life.
Open wide and push it out with your tongue