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Sonar (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just take a seat bro

It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping

[–] ArtificialLink@yall.theatl.social 13 points 1 year ago

Best advice here.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then yo dick touch da wata

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The Witch's Kiss

[–] maporita@unilem.org -5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Pfft just stand on your head like normal.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.

[–] ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine