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Porn sites must have government health warning in Texas from September 1st::Just when we didn’t think the state of Texas could get any more wacko on tech policy, this latest bill really suggests otherwise. House Bill 1181 is an age verification measure that is similar to what we’ve seen in the state legislatures across other red U.S. states. You have an age verification proposal that is similar…

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[–] arin@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What's an example of a health warning for looking at naked humans? Seriously someone explain what they mean because it doesn't make any sense.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"Those movies are performed by trained professionals, do not attempt to replicate at home."

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Warning: Excessive rubbing can cause friction burns and it might fall off

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have years worth of proof that shows your statement to be false.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey OP didn't ask for an accurate health warning

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don’t know why, but I started hhwackin’ it when I was about 3 years old.

I didn’t have anything in mind really. I just remember it felt good and for some reason (probably something my mom said) I just thought of the word “nasty” and that’s what got me going. Like, the word was my OG porn.

Well, I had this giant Clifford the Big Red Dog plush. It was huge. I was hiding behind it one day hwackin’ when my mom went looking for me to show her friend how cute I was. Well, her friend seen me hwackin’. She was embarrassed as hell. They wanted to put a stop to it, so my father decided he knew what would work.

“Son, you keep playing with that thing and it’s gonna fall off and you’ll turn into a girl.”

I thought, “Wait, girls don’t have a wee wee? Ohhhhhh!”

So now I had an image in mind that worked me up. It was girls, naked, nothing down there, walking without bending their knees. Kind of like walking a pair of scissors. Don’t ask me why. I don’t know.

So while I’m ranting. My mom got a new house. My aunt and my twin cousins came down with us to look at the place. The one said “mommy, I gotta pee.” The other chimed in, she had to pee too. I had a theory about how girls peed, but I really really wanted to know. I turned to my little brother, “littleseal, this is our chance. We can see how girls pee.”

So we snuck around the corner. My aunt was holding them up in the air, one hanging from one arm, one hanging from the other. We seen them from behind, and it appeared that the pee was coming from the butt. I grabbed my little brother by the shoulders. “LITTLESEAL! GIRLS PEE FROM THEIR BUTTS! I knew it!” We giggled about it for awhile. Like, way too long.

Fast forward a few years and I was living in a new neighborhood. Me and the girl next door were playing fetch with her dog. I had to pee. She said, “Can I watch? I want to know how boys do it.” I said, “Sure. We do it with our wieners. We don’t have to sit down so we can pee anywhere. I’m glad I don’t pee out of my butt.” She said, “Who pees from their butt?” She was laughing at me like I was crazy. I said, “Girls do! I seen it.” “Well I don’t know what girl you seen, but I pee from my vagina, I poop from my butt.”

She said, “come on. I’ll show you.”

I was blown away. Later on it hit me. “Oh my god! It makes sense. That’s why I have a wiener. It’s for sex!”

Sorry to go on. Your comment made me remember being afraid my wee wee would fall off and then took me down memory lane.

Get off my lawn. See you next time.

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Temporary blood pressure increases or decreases blood availability in the brain and other organs" should fit the bill

[–] Techmaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The penises featured in this film are capable of doing a lot of destruction. Your ass has been warned.