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Elon Musk and Sam Altman take to social media to fight over Stargate (techcrunch.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get a boxing match? That would be fun to watch

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I'd be fine if they brought back old-fashioned duels. Besides, boxing requires a level of athleticism. I don't really know what altman looks like (and I couldn't give less of a shit) but musk is a disgusting, pale cold ham. Seen those boat photos? 🤮