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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 49 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

(looking at pictures) Huh? I don't understand. They're storing their stuff in there, what's so bad ab- ah, there's the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it's not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of ~~crucifixes~~ crosses.

Edit: those are "just" crosses.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 44 points 16 hours ago

So they bought this place, but it's lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 14 hours ago

Huh. TIL.

(Thinking about it, the remnants of my Latin knowledge from school say that makes sense.)

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.

My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

There are private small airports with garages and hangers at each house. At least in the US, they are called community airports or air parks. Often grass runways and often self built houses. There’s always since folks that don’t fly but just want the hanger as a shop. Good communities at these places too. Pretty badass when your neighbor has gnarly tool you’d like to use and has built their own airplane

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago

It's not terrible. It's definitely not for me, but I don't hate the living space.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That wall... Jesus Christ!