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Wait until they start discovering glitches (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 35 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hmm, after reading my contract carefully, there's nothing in there that explicitly says I actually have to wait for the passengers and baggage to be loaded before taking off...

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 18 hours ago

[halfway through the flight] "Dang, I can't make this time. Going to reset"

[–] owl@infosec.pub 15 points 19 hours ago

Just type in the 7500 cheatcode and you can take shortcuts through military airspace.