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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the difference between a duck?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It swims faster than it walks.

And the similarities:

Both feet are the same size, especially the left.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the spirit! Keep trying.

[–] visc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re a mallard relativist!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

LoL, thanks for the giggle.

[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I was a child of 12 or so at my local gym with a friend. We were talking and some old guy we didn't know came up and asked us this. We stared at him, dumbfounded for a few moments before he said, "it has no legs."
He walked away and I never saw him again.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

He's wrong. The original riddle is making fun of riddles, and so has no answer. Someone, might have been the same guy, walked up to me in a grocery store, as I was looking at mangoes. And he said, "If you eat a mango every day for 75 years, you'll live a long life." And he walked away.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago