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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

[โ€“] Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

What a sentence