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Now listen, a giant bird would still be hella intimidating. Even a smol bird, when angered, can and will draw blood
Birds are tiny knife airplanes.
No, they are the government's drones !birdsarentreal@lemmy.world
See: goose
See, also: swan
some people just havent been chased by a chicken, duck or anything similar, so they think dinosaurs having feathers would make them less scary
My chicken has declared that she is a t-rex, and all robins and squirrels must respect her authoritah.
It's fucking hilarious to watch, but then you realize that she really is a giant, angry predator to anything the size of a robin. Imagine a chicken that's about thirty feet tall, with claws the size of a small sword and a wingspan that is big enough to look like a wall. And it's charging at you, making noises like an angry teakettle, its beak sharp and hard, while its eyes drill into you so that you know feathered death is inescapable
That's why I always compliment the sparrows.