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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ketchup is a fruit smoothie

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Whiskey is a condiment, hotdogs are sandwiches, and lasagna is cake.

Any other good ones?

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If a hot dog is a sandwich, what's a taco 🌮 ?

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I would also call tacos and gyros and similar sandwiches myself.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can you explain the whiskey is a condiment one? I can understand the others, but I'm not dunking my sandwich into some whiskey.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you dunk your sandwich into a condiment instead of putting it on the sandwich?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 26 minutes ago

I wouldn't put whiskey on my sandwich either. I think I was thinking like an au jus sauce.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 hours ago

A calzone is a large dumpling. And a corndog is a dumpling on a stick.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

When you eat some meat you are technically a sausage?