Ma'am, that is a 33 cl mixture of gas station sludge. It has no syrup, leaves, or apple juice. It is an amalgamation of the industrial output of several laboratories, distilled, mixed, powdered, re-liquefied, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy water chalice. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this terrible liquid exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of water is more than gas station sludge. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a higher glucose variety if you would prefer that.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, that's the one. I'll take a case.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I am so glad the Lemmy hivemind understood that reference because when I upvoted earlier today it was at 0 lmao