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Think of the global parties that will happen when trump finally choked on a hamberder…
They'll have to have security as his grave 24/7 to prevent people from shitting on it. And, unfortunately, probably from praying to it.
Speaking of which, I had recently commented on another website that Trump might be the first president whose grave is assigned Secret Service detail.
I was half joking at the time, but things you might read about in The Onion have more or less transitioned from satire to prophecy.
I have often dreamed of pissing on this thing. If it's got guards, I'm going to fill a jar and drop it via drone.
Just make sure it's beautiful, clean piss.
I'm sure the doofwads will set up a 24 hour guard of Cletus, Blermp, and SteveJack waltzing around it like the Unknown Soldier tomb
I don't know, Thatcher's grave doesnt seem to have that much security, neither does Reagan's