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Anon creates a business plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nomen_dubium@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

someone once told me tips where invented to skip the queue at the bar... and apparenty its also some witty acronym for that as well (the brits supposedly invented the concept and they famously like to play with their words)

edit: "To Insure Promptness", but apparently that's just a backronym that someone made later... damn, i enjoyed that factoid, never should've checked it xD

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ensure would be the right word here, but tep doesn’t sound as nice

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Just say it with a New Zealand accent

[–] nomen_dubium@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

haha now that you say it... maybe i didn't question it cos it involved money to ensure xD