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[–] lath@lemmy.world 127 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They're not mutually exclusive.

As some say, romance is death...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 4 points 5 hours ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!