this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

People who voted for the Leopard Eating People’s Faces party suddenly shocked when the leopard eats their face.

And sadly, most won’t learn that lesson.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

"Actually I like having my face eaten."

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Leopard Eating People's Paces

I just pictured a leopard that would pounce on people's footprints and eat those. Like dirt and all, I loled.

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago

Autocorrect for the win. Fixed it.