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Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (newsthump.com)

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At least the Ferengi won't consider nuking their own planet.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 18 points 5 days ago

Not for at least 10,000 bars of gold-pressed latinum. 8000, final price.