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[–] M137@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk if we agree on what 'funnier' means.

Well, it's fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well yeah, how else would he get around?

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks badly for comedic effect, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.

Here's a classic: Spoon jar jar spoon.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Yep, that’s him!