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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 1 month ago

No, you don't want to put narcissists in your cabinet if you're a fascist dictator. Narcissists will covet your position and seek power for themselves. If you're a fascist movement, you can afford to have one narcissist at the top, but everybody on the bottom has to be yes-men. You want the bulk of your movement to be white men who crave a powerful masculine figure to dominate them. You want submissives. That's not where you'll find 99% of narcissists. You'll find 99% of narcissists on the left, saying that they're entitled to more pay and fewer hours. You'll find 99% of narcissists refusing to be dominated by other people and fighting for equality. You'll find 99% of narcissists trying to make the world a better place.