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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Lol not gonna lie, I kinda like the smell of this grease myself! Now I just need to find a woman who uses a lot of anti seize grease at work!

(Tbh, I fully welcome it, my last ex couldn't hold down a job and it really fucked with our budget, I'm looking for someone who can this time! Stockholm syndrome jokes aside lol.)