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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

0 emissions

FYI: Horses fart and methane is a greenhouse gas more potent than carbon dioxide.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'm also intrigued by the "costs $1000 and $750/year to maintain" claim, as the horse people I know spend closer to 20x that.

[–] solarbabies@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Humans also fart methane, is that a reason not to ride them?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

No.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If your ride consents to that, just pug the hole.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they um also breathe

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Not through the mouth though.