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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Odds on he went into the office at 18:30 to take a photo of how empty it was so he post on LinkedIn about what a grinder he is.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I mean does anybody other than blowhards full of nothing but air use or care a out LinkedIn? The last job they tried to push on me was working in a local five and dime in the city centre mall. Not disrespectinf the fine people who work there, but how do my master in thermodynamics and 20 years of experience with explosives fit in there?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's honestly the best way to connect with tech recruiters.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't want to "connect" with recruiters, I want them to find me a job (since that's their job), and then I never want to hear from them until I start looking for a job again. If I wanted friends I wouldn't be using a job board.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, that's what the connection is.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you said that terrorists tired to recruit you, it would kind fit, morbid it may be.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Of course! There are also trolls that post outlandish stories and then incredulously post screenshots of said stories to reddit or lemmy

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

city centre mall

how do my .. 20 years of experience with explosives fit in there?

Have you ever played GTA Vice City?