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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

plus if we had as many horses as we did cars we would be living in a horse shit apocalypse.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Compress into brick, then build tower. Now you also have tower.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I generously donate my castle composed entirely out of horse shit to you kind sir.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Only you can solve the housing crisis

[–] iii@mander.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

Foreever gratefull I am

[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And it'll be built like a shit-brick house

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

We don't need more Trump towers thx

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yep before the automobile streets were covered in horseshit.