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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Passenger: "Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!"

Airline personnel: "Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!"

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time...