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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what about one of everything?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll have a double and make it a double

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

Hold onto your butts, we're going exponential.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Haven't you already had one-of-everything?

Sure, but what about second one-of-everything?